Thursday, March 26, 2015

Sanctions of Stupidity



Elaine Lu
Mrs. V
March 25, 2015
Sanctions of Stupidity
Just like the Pandora’s Box, something was not meant to be unlocked.  And to disobey the rituals, the consequence would be an inferno of chaos and tragedy. 
“Understand know, she was barely rated in the top twenty; her hair was uncombed, unclean; her age was just seventeen, so there was still, in occasional places, the remains of baby fat.  Nothing had been done to the child. Nothing was really there but potential” (Goldman 46).  Yes, Buttercup has the potential to be beautiful, to be more beautiful.     Like a single pure, white rose in the bushes; the pedals unravel day and night, until they reach the perfect angle.  Every curve of the pedals reflects the sense of articulated work of virtuoso; however, even the most stunning flower will wilt, when it reaches the highest superiority.  As for poor Buttercup, her potential of beauty may have enhanced the most unfortunate sorrows of her fateful life, and, of the life of her dearly beloved Westley.
Buttercup spends many hours of what used to be horse-riding-time for grooming herself.  Now all of these potentials finally matters, because she cannot afford to lose Westley to some other maidens.  In her opinion, being more glorious would win her the heart of Westley.  Which, she begins to refine her appearance shortly after the departure of Westley to America (or to doom).  But Buttercup did not know Westley loves her the way she is, and the divergence of appearance will not shift his heart an inch.  Ironically, as a fact, Buttercup’s new appearance is what brought her a trouble called “Humperdinck”.  Humperdinck is a prince, also a murderous brat; he will pay any price, to see how blood splat.  And when he saw Buttercup, she was forced into marriage (there is another choice, which is to be tortured and killed, and Buttercup refused considerably).  Even though she has avoided the bad, but the worst has not yet come.
Although from this point, Buttercup may seem like the major contributor to her misfortune and of those around her, but consider Westley as a possibility as well.  After all, he was the one who’ve provoked the Prince. 
“I accept your surrender,” the Prince said.
Westley held Buttercup’s hand.  “No one is surrendering,” he said.
“You are acting silly now,” the Prince relied.  “I credit you with your bravery.  Don’t make yourself a fool.”
“What is so foolish about winning?”  (Goldman 190)
Westley could have pretended to be the hero who’ve saved Buttercup from the kidnappers, and return later for the release Buttercup on the camouflage made by the shadows of the high walls.  And this mission will be kept secret by his shipmates, and the isolation of the seven seas.  And he did this regretful deed.  Refused to admire the Prince’s power; made the relationship sour.  Putting the Prince’s temper to rest; ended up in the Zoo of Death.  This is not bravery, this is not courage: this is bravado. 
Butterfly effect, a single occurrence, no matter how small, can change the course of the universe forever…although Buttercup’s actions would unlikely to change the course of the universe; even so, the naïve behavior upon the subject of love (with Westley) from the previous chapters have already awaken something terrible.  Perhaps three outlaws who want her life; perhaps king bats; perhaps spitting cobras… or perhaps the unfortunate fate for both of them, Buttercup and Westley.  If she has not admitted love for Westley in the coaxing of jealousy, there could be a number of possible outcomes that is anything but a catastrophe.  “Ingo’s wound” wouldn’t reopen, “and Westly” wouldn’t relapse, “and Fizzik wouldn’t take “the wrong turn”, “and Buttercup’s horse” wouldn’t “threw a shoe” (Goldman 317).

625 words

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Blog to End it All

The Blog to End it All
                After all, it seems like Buttercup cannot be “satisfied” with only a little kiss.  And there is even a philosophy of how to create a baby.  There is totally “nothing” wrong with Westley and Buttercup to enjoy themselves while being stranded on an island, with a psycho Prince named Humperdinck pursuing after their rear ends. 
                Again, Goldman has done it again.  He characterized Buttercup as such a character without personality.  What happens when Buttercup and her companions are stuck in a whirl pool, and when Fizzik got shot, what did Buttercup do?  Nothing.  “Oh, Mister Giant, save me.”  How about save yourself, think of a something.  Buttercup has a brain, she knows it; however, will she ever use it, I think not. 
                Westley isn’t exactly the most intelligent character either.  Who suggests having a baby in agreement to Buttercup?  And who’ve failed to realize how ill his princess is, and his daughter is?   I would not call Westley intelligent or even average smart.  More like a moron, or an imbecile, and an idiot. 
                Fizzik turns out to be my favorite character of all.  Who’ve always thought of himself as an idiot, and being characterized as one?  And of course he isn’t as stupid as he thought.  That turns out to be quiet possible, proven by this novel.  Fizzik is not only a man with force, or a giant, but a man with heart.  Fizzik is the only one who can save and saved Wavery, Buttercup’s baby (she finally came out).  Do any one else care about Wavery?  Do anyone like that still exists other then Fizzik?
               

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Blog 4



The Undead Blog
Here is where the magic happens.  Remember when Westley died?  Well he is known to be “sort of dead”, bot “mostly dead”, which suggests Westley can be brought back to life with ease, in miracle it self’s hands. 
Miracle itself, disguised as an old coot, a grumpy one, called Max.  Max has brought miracles, in return for credibility and wealth; however, a simple failure sunk Max’s Titanic.  As you see, it cannot be characterized as simple mistake; it is a failure that intertwines with the Royal Family.  And so, when Ingo and Fezzik asked for a Miracle, the man of miracle refused. 
Is this how it ends?  No, no, no… I still see a few pages left.  But what can Ingo, Fezzik, a dead hero, and a Princess who has swallowed a timed bomb can change?  “Tr. . . ooooo . . . luv . . .”  Yes, true love.  Wait… why do the words sound so fuzzy and disorientated?  Of course it will.  After all, it is the voice of Westely’s soul gaining on his decaying body. 
“Even miracle takes a little time.”  The quote from Disney’s Classic-Cinderella portrays the perfect twin situation of this section of the story.  That is a crime.  It should be…to leave readers on the edge.  Why would authors do such evil deeds?  It is a hook after all, and I can taste the metal with my tongue; I can feel the agony of waiting for a resolution.  Hours after hours, pages after pages; just like a parallel universe, were time ticks as I slowly walk to the rear, were time ticks as Fezzik holds the hardened body of  a once fearsome enemy, were Ingo awaits for a miracle … tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock… 
He is back, Westley is back.  The game starts now…as the clock slowly twists its hands (ouch), it is 5:25, minutes before the planed murder of Buttercup.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The True Blog

The True Blog
As a reader, my self was speechless at how Goodman could create contemptible characters such as Count Rugen and Prince Humperdinck.  Not to address the Prince who’ve showed obvious clues to his odious work, just as a small child leaving a trail from dropping his/her doodads from their stuffed pockets.  And Count Rugen is depicted as a somewhat cruel noble, yet a man of honor and respect (at least that was my conjuncture based on several clues). 
Little by little, Count Rugen’s lies began to deteriorate; the truth penetrates armor of lies like a sword slicing hot butter.  In a flashback of Ingo’s childhood events, Count Rugen killed Ingo’s father, because Domingo would not allow his art work to be insulted.  That is merely a reason for murder.  In this case, the Count is fully proven to be full of sins, including humiliation of Westley, with his gizmo of death.  The ‘dark magic’ used to control the life-sucking device is darker than the abyss: it is the hellish depth of foul hearts.
Even if Count Rugen did not cause the direct murder of Westley, he is still responsible for directing this experiment of torturing devices.  The Count is one of the most authorized personnel in the kingdom of Florin, he have everything.  What could be more amusing than observing the creation and the origin of pain? Everything else.
            It is truly unfortunate for Prince Humperdinck, or almost-king Humperdinck to be viewed as a villain in the first few chapters; however, that is the truth.  It took me twice of reading on page 215 to come to a realization of the Princes’ murderous plot to murder Buttercup on the wedding night.  It was in his planner all along.  Now, who would have thought of that?  The Prince almost seemed friendly and misunderstood at some point of the novel (for example, when Buttercup had nightmares, the Prince showed sympathy to her).  Why Humperdinck, why?

Thursday, February 19, 2015



The Princess Bride Blog: a reader said, “Boring”
            Despite the author’s tremendous effort in creating a supposedly fascinating “Classical Tale of Love and adventure”, I still have no fondness for the characters or the plot.  Although it is barely half way through, but the experience from trading the novel would be anything except pleasant.  In addition, there are many negative influences in the novel for youngsters.
            It is entirely immature for Buttercup to love Westley only after a few moments of contact.  Westley is a man if bravery and express his love for Buttercup no matter what, even if he once believed Buttercup cheated on him for gold.  Even if Westley is Buttercup’s true and only love, isn’t it too early to pour all her soul into the loving of Westley?  Moreover, the silly Princess also told the truth to the selfish Prince of being in love with Westley, always, forever.  And does she know the consequences of her actions?  Not only will she suffer, Westley also well.  It is very much accurate that the Prince is a psycho, yet it is obvious that the Prince is such a selfish and cruel man after his proposal to Buttercup.  Buttercup, when will she grow up?
            Prince Humperdinck, and his acquaintance, the Count (aka the six-fingered man) are despicable.  According to many fairytale, Princes are usually the brightest, or at least appear to be.  And Prince Humperdinck is not even close to the normal expectations.  He is a prince who is shaped like a barrel (or not physically fit), draped in sins he have committed for killing animals unreasonably, and maliciously constructed a plan to torture Westley (to death, in case the hints aren’t evident enough), and to murder his fiancé.  I’ve mistaken.  I thought the Prince could have the appearance of a barbarian, but his heart would be pure as water.  Well, his heart is more contaminated than poo. 
The count, a man that seems noble and honorable; however, he is a murderer; also have great interest in pain.  He design, he test (on alive subjects), and record the data with ink that is probably made from drained blood.  His gruesome machinery seem analogous to someone who is always prepared for a little game of his.  And his cruelty is matching to the Prince’s.  After all, he killed a boy’s father for not being satisfied with his services, and left barbs for both the boy’s body, as well as his childhood.
How could Goldman phrase the words like that?  Do he even know what to put on a youth’s literature?  I think not.  At least not for a adolescence who just want to achieve the joy in reading.